Wanted to use these with little kids,said they were rainbow colors and chewy..nope pink and white hard candy..I’m not going to reorder,throw them in the trash.the flavor is terrable.

Dear candy enthusiasts and sugar sprinters, gather ’round for a sweet tale of fruity wonders that comes in a package weighing as much as my New Year’s resolution – the 2-pound extravaganza known as Runts!

First things first, let’s talk size. These candies are like the action heroes of the candy world – compact, powerful, and ready to save your taste buds from the monotony of everyday snacks. You might be wondering, “Are these really fruit-shaped, or did my grandma’s knitting circle sneak into the candy factory?” Fear not, my friends! Each piece is a colorful, crunchy masterpiece resembling fruits that have clearly been hitting the gym more than I have.

Now, the flavors. Oh, the flavors. It’s like a fruity orchestra playing a symphony in your mouth. You’ve got your bananas, your cherries, your oranges – it’s a cornucopia of sweetness. I tried eating them one at a time to savor each flavor individually, but let’s be real, who has the patience for that? I ended up with a flavor explosion that left me questioning the laws of physics.

But let’s not forget the true joy of Runts – the unintentional comedy of their shape. It’s like a contest for the most exaggerated fruit representation. The bananas look like they’re having an identity crisis, the cherries are on steroids, and the oranges seem to have attended a Masterclass on roundness. It’s a party in every handful!

Now, the 2-pound bag – because moderation is for people who don’t know how to have fun. It’s like the candy universe said, “Hey, we know you’re an adult, but why not indulge your inner child with a mountain of fruity joy?” I’ve considered using it as a dumbbell substitute in my makeshift home gym, but honestly, I’d rather lift my spirits than weights.

In conclusion, Runts candies are the real MVPs of the snack world. They’re sweet, they’re funny, and they’re the perfect companion for your Netflix marathon or covert office snacking. So, grab a bag, let the fruity hilarity ensue, and remember: life is short, eat the Runts! 🍌🍒🍊